Good morning; October 13; October 14

Assholes

Bar Fight

Golden Egg; Dancing On My Own

Saving Room for Dessert; Lecture on Masochism; 1 Corinthians 13:4-8

SNAPSHOT OF THE POET FALLING OUT OF A COCONUT TREE

snickelfritz and other names

How to Give a Tesla an Exorcism

KROGER, ONE STAR; HIGH-WAISTED SHORTS, FIVE STARS; OPRAH DVD BOXED SET, THREE STARS; PREMIUM HAND SOAP, FOUR STARS; CITRONELLA CANDLE, FIVE STARS; OMAKASE, FIVE STARS

A Homoerotic Essay About Working in a Supermarket

Kidney Stone Origin Story

Early October / Lonely Tuesday

BULLSHIT LIT IS BACK!

Orangutan with a Gun

ceci n’est pas le gentleman célibataire; journal (take #2)

phantom; i just work here

Leaving Rehab

canonization

Distant Lovers Become Something Else

Starstruck by the river; In the valleys; Notes on eating a salad