Tom Hanks looks out the window of his penthouse apartment & wonders if it’s possible that Meg Ryan could ever be prettier than she was yesterday; Part-Time Celebrity

The Octopus Stain

Thinking in Thunder; Negative; Doe

peak sand

onion opinion; ginger ale gushing; URGENT BULLETIN!

Cabbage Song; SPLASH!; WEST 4TH COUPLETS; visitation

free & for sale (iso wholeness); free & for sale (selling shame); free & for sale (yard sard)

The One Where Our Neighborhood Demon Twirled His Sign by the Red Light

Color Study

Blue Light; FOMO at the Orgy

everything / everything / everything; diversity intern

Boneless; NEW PUP // NO YOU; I E X A M; Cigarettes & Magazines; Mouth

Tips to Improve the Sex Lives of Christian Husbands; Accubitus (noun); Cigarette Butt Manifesto; The Dragon’s Den

Anatomy; Speed Dating Your Partner at The Diner; And the poet will piss in the stream—; The Question Now Is What Do We Do with All This Waste?; Cronus devoured all but one of his children and we all know how that worked out for him

Dick Pic

seduction in spam

Couples Counselling; Last Christmas; “Why Am I Always Your Go-To?”

My Dad, He is A-Changin'; White Lie

Sonnet DCLXVII

and you should be so lucky to find a woman like me; Cantor's Lament; a bunch of unrequited mundanities