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IN RESPONSE TO MY THERAPIST:
How am I? Well, my normal depression has combined with my quarantine depression and is
about to collide with my seasonal depression and I have no idea what to expect. I don’t have a lot
of motivation to get out of bed to use the bathroom much less do school, but let’s be honest here:
my anxiety won’t let me neglect my homework so I skip showers instead. the scale says I’ve lost
weight and normally I’d be ecstatic but right now it’s a bad thing because I’ve been living on
funyuns, alcohol, and pints of ice cream, you see? my friend is living with me, which is great,
but my girlfriend who I'm so pathetically and earth shatteringly in love with is 5,000 miles away
from here and i haven't seen her in person in 2 years and i spend most of my time crying because
im a useless lesbian or because the world is getting a little too revelations for me and why god
why cant i just hold my girl while the world burns to the fucking ground and why wont my heart
stop hurting this aching burning feeling in my chest wont go away because i cant stop picturing
elijah mcclain face-down on the concrete or the children in cages or the forced hysterectomies or
the proud nazis roaming the streets or the pedophile commander in chief the only way i can make
these thoughts go away or at least fade is to up the dose of the pills ive been shoving down my
goddamn throat since the seventh grade and I know it doesn’t make me weak, but I’m literally
standing here on my knees praying to a God that I don’t know if I believe in for just a little
fucking relief from me. I’m running out of words to express my feelings even though my mind is
far from empty. But it’s okay. I’m doing fine, really. Just a little tired. How are you?
A NEW KIND OF CRISIS
I thought by this point in my life, I had myself pretty much figured out. But here I am, almost 20,
dabbling in paganism, desperately in love with my best friend, realizing I might be a full on
lesbian, and experiencing some form of identity crisis. Is it a midlife crisis even though I’m so
young? I think I heard a comedian call it a quarter life crisis once. Yeah, that sounds good; I’m
going through my quarter life crisis. It’s almost like I’m thirteen again. I hate my body, I’m
uncertain of my sexuality, I can’t fathom ever having enough money to own any form of real
estate, I’m terrified of riding a lawnmower, I can’t ride a bike, and I still don’t know how taxes
work. On the other hand, I feel about 75 years old. My joints ache when it rains, I have no
energy, I usually get to bed by no later than 10pm, and I get out of breath going up stairs. I kind
of envy people in their midlife crises that can afford to go out and drop eighty grand on a fancy
sports car. The best coping mechanisms I have are tattoos and when I can’t afford those (which,
let’s be honest, I can’t afford most of the time) I buy hair dye. Cheap, terrible-for-you-hair dye
that my hairdresser always chastises me for using because it sucks whatever life is left out of my
already damaged hair. Sometimes, when I can afford neither a tattoo or hair dye, my friends and I
build a blanket fort and dissociate with Netflix in the background because, if you’re going to
have a mental breakdown, you might as well have it with your friends on a pile of pillows. I, of
course, can’t be the normal kind of person that cleans obsessively when upset or anxious, like
scrubbing the toilet is somehow going to wipe my conscience clean. No; instead, my friends and
I bring desk chairs into the dorm bathrooms at 12am and dye each other’s hair while eating pizza
as our hallmates wander silently in and out (respecting our obviously turbulent evening) because
it’s the closest we can get to producing serotonin. Right now, my friend and I are living with my
parents while embarking on the grand adventure that is virtual learning, and we cannot use any
of our usual methods of staving off depression and anxiety without seriously worrying my
mother. So, we usually get together in the basement, watch “What’s New Scooby-Doo,” lie on
the floor, sip some stolen vodka, and search for Floor Jesus. Yeah. Definitely a quarter life crisis.
Kaleigh Johnson is a graduate of Randolph College in Lynchburg, Virginia who majored in English with an emphasis on creative writing and a minor in editing. She held the position of head editor of Randolph’s undergraduate literary magazine, Hail, Muse! Etc. You can find her portfolio here.